Kirk Cameron saved my soul tonight

Kirk Cameron is not only the greatest actor in the history of all acting ever - EVER - but he's got God power.

Check it out.

My favorite part is when he narrates you through the Ten Commandments to see if you violated any of them. I'm 10 for 10, ever since I coveted my neighbor's ass (who he was married to), worshipped it on a Sunday, murdered my parents and then stole some shit and lied about it. If that doesn't cover everything, let me know. I'll work on it.