God has a plan

So I'm sitting in class today with 120 other students NOT paying attention. Being a dumbass, I started to laugh out loud at something that was going on in the chat room. So I decided to close the windo and take a look at the news headlines to calm my laughter. This is (honest to God) what I saw:

UN warning over Turkey bird flu
S Korea strips Hwang of honours

and there was something else about "Greek probes"

Now, I've never been a religious man, but if there is a God, he wanted me to laugh out loud in the middle of an auditorium during a lecture. Praise Jeebus.

Also, here's a still from the new film "Snakes on a Plane." Seriously. That's the title.