I hear what I want to hear.

So I haven't posted in a while, mostly because my brain is rotting, as evidenced by an encounter I had with an intern at work today:

Me to Chris: Hey Chris, you heading home?

Chris to me: No, I'm going with Aaron to pick up some documents.

What went into my head: No, I'm going with Aaron to pick up some donkey bits.


And the AVERAGE I.Q. is 100.