Bill and Ted's Excellement Adventured (in job hunting)

So I was looking at legal job postings today. This was part of one:

Excellement writing and research skills are a must . . .


I love job hunting!

Life is grand - like candy, or heroin

I scored a job interview today! Granted, it's just a preliminary interview, and it's in Miami, which is - well - Miami, but I actually managed to get an interview based on my own (mediocre) credentials. And all I had to do was apply to 6,000 jobs. However, this has given me hope and the courage to follow my dreams. I am going to drop an atomic bomb on every city in the world until the radiation produces a single Godzilla, Mothra, or other Creature of Mass Destruction. Yippee!

Also, honest-to-God headline from today's Yahoo! news page (oh how I love/hate the news):

"Internet searches for arrested astronaut skyrocket."

The world is a sick bitch.

Think warm thoughts. . . Think warm thoughts. . .

So it was 2 below this morning. And by "2 below," I mean that it was SO cold, that's the number of testicles that reascended into my body.

On a lighter note, Emerson wearing a sweater is just about the most adorable thing in the history of the world.